This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Miscreants slashed $10,000 worth of cushy green landing pads from the gorgeous Sinsheimer Park playground. As Tina Fey and Seth Meyer used to say, “Really? Really?!” The criminals were too quick for cameras to catch ‘em, and the investigation is ongoing. Wondering why astroturf costs $10,000 when unlike grass, you can’t even smoke it? The city issued a statement explaining why it’s so dang ‘spensive to run the ‘gubmint.